“I’m ever so sorry, but one MUST establish that all doors are properly closed prior to departure!”

ornithomorphizing

Intelligence has never been the key to wealth. Greed isn't a form of intelligence.

Man if she ever comes out as anything other than cis, the egg jokes are gonna be intolerable.

Jeep 4.0 straight six. They made these for about a jillion years, and even David Tracy has a hard time killing one.

General rule of thumb: Don’t stan for powerful people, especially not politicians (or their powerful family members).  Powerful people need to be held to account, not fawned over.

Waiting for that dirty delete...

Much like the Kennedys, will this family go away already?

Whoops: https://jezebel.com/has-chris-cuomo-always-been-hot-1842376803

Ever notice that the cable “education” channels that were touted as a market-driven replacement for PBS like History, Discovery, TLC. etc. have all turned in to homes for crappy reality shows, conspiracy theories and pseudoscience? I guess that pays better than boring old facts and science. 

Regarding the “eco-conscious” part, I’d like to see some cross-referenced photos of the unwashed celebrities’ mansions, since they tend to have impeccably manicured grounds. If you use 7 metric tons of water on your grass every day, I’m going to side-eye you about the 17 gallons (American average) you saved by…

A crash in Atlanta and the roads involved didn’t have Peachtree in the name somewhere? I don’t believe such a place exists.

Yawnda.

All this silly bickering over unearned wealth would be moot if we just set the estate tax at something like 100%. 

Damn straight.  Only thing I’d ditch are the tires.  I’d prefer a coupe, but can’t be too picky.

Exactly. If you think a C4 Corvette for half the price is a better value you don’t understand the Corvette market.

Finally. After a week and a half of trolling us with the wildest No Dice picks you could find, you come across with the good stuff. Big-block, four-speed Corvette convertible in Resale Red, at a price right at the very bottom of the market.

I’m not a “Vette guy”, but this one checks all the right boxes. I’ll even accept the red (not my favorite color for a car) and the beige interior (I mostly hate beige anything).

NYCers made that mistake with Giuliani and 9/11.