That is, indeed,the only image that allows me to sleep at night.

I love it. I also picture 45 and Bannon as two gigantic bull walruses about to throw down on the frozen tundra. Jared, iPhone in hand, jumping around going “oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT!” and DT Jr. as the inevitable asshole in the background shouting “Worldstar!”

I, too, am a father with a vowel in my last name, and I get his anger. It’s a thing. Most normal people would be like, “hell yeah I want Weinstein to get his ass beat!” Me? I want him stuffed in a fucking mulcher. That’s the difference.

My daughter and I agree that Sorvino is parent goals, and we’d like to see Weinstein face a jury of parents tbh.

So I have a sister who’s a pediatrician and I don’t know her exact salary but I know ballpark and I just found out Megan Kelly will earn be given more money this week than my sister will earn this year. Guess my sister should have Settled For More.

He rode Katie Couric’s coattails, then didn’t leave NBC.

His unfailingly misogynistic questions?

Exchange the kebab for tacos and sounds like Mexico.

gOd tHaT lOoKs HoRriBLle fRoM tHaT ANglE.

this sounds like my Midwestern 20s.

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

Meghan and Harry “were partying like tycoons on New Year’s Day” in Monaco.

What the fuck did Matt Lauer bring to the table that these two couldn’t singularly or together? His shitty interviewing style? His annual Halloween crossdressing which, in hindsight, may have been part of his kink? The mind boggles...

I thought that foundation was set up to help find a cure for mediocrity...color me surprised.

He led an offense that scored 48 points. I think he held up his end of the deal, in spite of your SEC defense.

“a taste of the defense we play in the SEC”?

I honestly can’t figure out how the fuck he popped it back upright at the end.

Luckily there is more than one city on the west coast! And in more than one country!

+1 Sawyer you did there.