Pictured: What Superman should really look like. Take notes, comic book artists.

Lesson learned: When you get to hang with the Ryan brothers for a couple of minutes and they say, “Hey man, have a chip,” you’d better believe they mean one damn chip.

One of the best liveries I’ve ever seen hands down.

Love it!

You mean the outright LIES that Canadian Bacon is “bacon”?! It’s smoked disks of ham. Get that garbage off my plate and bring me real bacon.

sounds METAL af!

Micah Fletcher has Asperger’s (which you’d know if you’d bothered to read the linked article), but thank you for your bullshit tone policing.

Did you consider it would be unpopular for a good reason? This man has a much better sense of the context of his actions than you do, I’m sure. I find it more than a little ironic that, considering their heroic actions, the two men who sacrificed their lives would probably disagree with your statement here, despite it…

Christ on a cracker these comments are a fucking mess. Maybe listen to the victim(s) instead of inserting your not needed opinions.

Sgt. Pepper turning 5o:
Small Brain: It’s a great album.
Glowing Brain: It’s no Pet Sounds
Exploding Brain: Yoko Ono did the world a favor.
Cosmic Brain: I bet no one’s blown Paul McCartney’s dick like a cello.

The only thing that saved the other customers was a bad guy with a gun…

Not much. What’s up with you?

So the insufferable Phillies are opening for the even more insufferable Avetts? Sounds like a must

I’d be pretty pleased with myself if that was the extent of my black outs. I say well done!

The front wing looks like someone placed a floor heater too close to a set of plastic window blinds.

The fact Jez doesn’t cover Metal isn’t metal at all either. Jill Janus is the shit and I’d love to see Huntress get some coverage here instead of bloated pop acts.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.

By my reckoning, this fight featured a Bryce, two Hunters, a Trea and a Tanner. I went to a baseball fight and a lacrosse game broke out.

Listening to the KNBR feed now. Jon Miller is showing no love toward Hunter Strickland. Said it seemed obvious Strickland threw at Harper, mentioned that Tanner Roark (today’s Nats pitcher) had given up the playoff homer to Brandon Belt but didn’t try to hit him today, and talked about in 2014, Strickland yelled at…