Nicki defends her child raping brother and marries an attempted rapist.  She’s a sentient bottle of piss thrown on a roadside.

Law & Order and the West Wing are brain poison that Americans guzzle with such relish.  It baffles me.

Don’t forget that Nicki also testified on behalf of her brother in a case where he raped an 11 year old.  Nicki has never known a sex offended whose actions she wasn’t eager to launder.

Did you commit a crime? Don’t talk to cops without your legal representation present. Ever.

So...eating socks it is.

How’s that Law & Order soaked brain of yours?

Not a sellout? She OKs massive military budgets.  She sold out long ago.

Went to college in Milwaukee, WI.  Can confirm.

Air marshals are a paper tiger.

Oh cool. A t-totalling scold. Fun.

She felt the same comfort and glee writing the same jokes in the embarrassing Baby Mama too.

The too-cute-by-half writing is gag inducing and the dialogue is so stilted and forced only Aaron Sorkin would call it good.

Went to college 2002-7. Can confirm.

A 12-stepping absolutist and an armchair psychologist. What a cool and interesting person.

There are no good cops.

You must not have lived through the 90's and early 00's. Hondas were rocking fart can mufflers and stanced to the very ground before you could get a WRX stateside. This would be nothing new.

Absolute all-time GIF.  Also would submit that Spencer getting clocked on the street was the beginning of his downfall from the griftsphere again highlighting the effectiveness of a hard line Nazi-punching policy.

They’re aiming for Subaru not Jeep.

lol. I have a bridge to sell you.

You suck as much as them for being their friend.