Nope, you’re a thief. Those bottles are communal for customers eating in. It would be like taking the salt and pepper shakers or ketchup bottle from another restaurant.

Getting a tattoo = not caring about your body? Fuck off.

You’re right. Paying off debt isn’t fun. An article making it out to be easy and pain-free would be misrepresenting that.

If wage equality is communism...you know what? Never mind. This article is reporting what happened, so take that up with Jessica Chastain.

Yeah but Victorian 18 is, like, present-day 31.

I’ve been offered seats because people thought I was pregnant. I smile and take the seat because there needs to be some net positive for me out of that.

As far as I know, they have always been a bank.

Or go to literally any other banking institution, since they have been so unreliable...

Did none of you read the last paragraph?

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

There’s no way anybody is kicking him out because he actually responded to a comic book troll question. Especially after all the shit he has already did.

For me, ‘people would be mean to her’ is secondary to ‘she’s completely unqualified and wtf does it say about us that we’re even considering this shit’

Not to mention the work she’s done elevating shit-brained, anti-science charlatans to the public stage. Think Trump’s environmental policy person is a travesty? Wait ‘til you see Dr. Oz as Secretary 0f Health.

“I used several non-verbal queues”???

God you are a fucking moron. “Hey, I think a coon got to my trash”

No, it isn’t. It just means a long time. No one says “I haven’t seen you since that coon (points at old black man) was a younger age. This is really, really stupid.

Why would split bill tables tip less? I figured the big single bill tables would because the total tip looks higher.

Put it in the freezer upside down. There, I just saved you all that breaking through solid fat malarkey.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

It would be odd to say that she “appears unharmed,” if in fact she was drugged and assaulted.