1. I didn’t say he wasn’t within his rights - which is the sort of nebulous, empty justification that people use to excuse shitty behavior that isn’t explicitly illegal. Just as shitty people who pay their food bill in coins in response to shitty service are within their right to do so, it’s still childish,…

Had to be That Guy™.

I admire his commitment to being a recalcitrant ass.

It is the same design every time. You realize that right? Like even when she doesn’t come out, Tarek has studied and internalized the formula. Gray, White, Black/dark gray. That said, I have obviously watched the show a few times myself.....

I think it’s the type of rice. arborio is probably a much better candidate.

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

Yeah, if your father ever wronged anyone you can never care about that person. Because it’s the year 1100 and we all have our blood vendettas to maintain.

Sorry, I totally don’t remember this, when do her blue eyes come into the plot? I genuinely don’t remember.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

nah

The decision to vote either Trump or Clinton is not a simple difference of opinion. The man is openly hostile towards women, immigrants, people of color, and, to a lesser extent, LGBT folks (although Pence more than makes up for it on that front). And this doesn’t even take into account how erratic and capricious he…

You have never been more attractive to me than you are right now. Let the Trump-felchers make their own auto site w/ what passes for humor and balanced commentary in the conservative world; I’m more than happy than w/ the well-rounded Jalopnik I’ve enjoyed for years.

Not a US Citizen, so don’t take me for a voter, but assuming those Johnson votes would have largely gone to Clinton is illogical.

Third-party voters and the “They’re equally bad, so I just didn’t vote!” geniuses as well.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

That... is honestly tragic. Halloween is one of the most fantastic holidays for adults. It’s a perfect correlate to a harvest festival; it encourages socialization, and even has a built in mechanism for allowing introverts some way to get away a la costumes; it allows people one of the lowest entry bars to…

It is the second most widely celebrated holiday in the country, with an estimated 157 million Americans participating - which means that every single child in America in 2015 would have had to have participated. Unless there’s an as-of-yet determined different age group between 0-17 and 18+, defining adults by law,…

In a different comment you post a quote from the producer himself that agrees with what I said: