It’s a hot air balloon. Filled with hot air and mild frustration.

I’m going to suggest something almost too simple and obvious but I expect the results will be amazing: scrambled eggs. I know, I know, you’d like something crazy like Snickers bars or Rueben sandwiches but hear me out. I expect if we can get the right combination of eggs & cheese & temp & time, this will be the most…

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

Eeewwww mayo is disgusting. No burger, no matter how badly formed or grilled, deserves to have mayo put on it!

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Pasta makes me sleepy and bloated. This would never work on me.

Did I miss your reference in making my reference?

The plot was basically that a couple of biker kids run into an escaped military science project to recreate Akira (who started WWIII because he rapidly evolved to energy, mimicking the effect of an atomic bomb in the middle of NeoTokyo).
Tetsuo was rushed off to the military project because he came into contact with…

Yep, there’s been nothing gun related in the news lately that would cause this kind of concern. Nothing at all. Nope. Not a thing.

If a person who was formerly going to vote for the Republican Presidential Candidate decides not to vote for the Republican Presidential Candidate because that candidate is Trump, they are not helping Trump get elected. Yes, I think it would be better if she voted for Hillary so Trump could be buried in a landslide…

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

Yeah, how about, please don’t do that, ever. The rest of us have to share the road with you.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

You didn’t read the whole article, did you?

Wow, that is amazing - thanks for pointing this out, I hadn’t heard of this particular FB simplifer.

FYI: Flatbook also works with the newish and quite nice Vivaldi browser (next generation browser by the developer(s) behind Opera). Vivaldi apparently uses Chrome’s plugin architecture/’store’ so it’s not unusual that…

Hey, I’m not the one who seems to have his panties in a bunch here.
“I THINK THIS PERSON IS STUPID AND WRONG, THUS I’M GONNA BE SUPER MATURE ABOUT IT AND REPRESENT THEM AS AN ANGRY STUPID PERSON BY WRITING SOMETHING I THINK THEY WOULD MAYBE PROBABLY SAY IN ALL CAPS, BOTH SHOWING THAT I’M ON TO HOW RETARDED THEIR FAKE…

“Look at these two having fun jumping over shit. Do they think they look cool? Fucking nerds. Glad I’m over here thinking about how much saddercooler than them I am.”

Ahhh, yes. Because only women care about issues of sexuality and equality. Besides, I would argue this fits much better on Deadspin than Jezebel.