Hell yeah to being thankful your dude has a normal hobby. I share a laptop with Mr. Queef and he NEVER clears his internet history. He apparently spends his time online looking for a new job, obsessively checking Liverpool football statistics, and googling movie trailers, exotic cars and "really big boobs." And…

Now I'm worried we're married to the same man!

Yes, she should run. Now.

Sounds like this guy is about to go off on an internet tirade about how his wife is stealing his child.

Yeah if those people "aren't real" what makes her "real" and their baby "real" and their life "real" GAAAAH.

My husband grows peppers and tomatoes tons of fucking peppers. They are "super hots" and he eats them and claims that if they are super, super spicy he gets high off them so I'm like whatever. His garden requires a lot of time and effort, and sometimes it's annoying but now I am really fucking thankful that "me…

Are you for real? Have you ever been to Africa?

I know! They seem to think that once you have been to Africa, you are "contaminated" and belong there. Guess I should go back. Oh well, I'd go back to Kigali in a heart beat...

This is what I don't understand, send them back where? They are AMERICANS.

I had the same thought. *Nothing* made my daughter poop more reliably than feeding her when she was that itty.

BECAUSE ONCE SOMEONE INFECTED CROSSES OUR BORDERS ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE LIVING IN THE WALKING DEAD

Ah, the good ol' gastrocolic reflex. It's a physiological response that basically signals a newborn's brain, "something's entering the beginning of the digestive process, better make room by sending any remainders out the other end." The results can be truly astonishing.

A brief piece for National Underwear Day... heh.

With any luck World War III will finally rid us of the thong.

"28,000 pounds of steel, enough to build two battleships"

Yes! The mid-nursing-session poop-up-the-back blowout all the way up and out the neck of the terry jammies. Yikes. That's all I think of when I see this nakey-baby nursing pic. Yikes! Disaster waiting to happen.

I think breastfeeding used to be a lot simpler for women. I read a statistic the other day that at least a third of all new mothers had never seen a woman breastfeeding before they suddenly had to. Formula made breastfeeding a foreign concept to the last couple of generations, and fewer women have the help of their…

You didn't need towels, you needed different diapers.

She tweeted these pictures earlier and I can confirm she said he pissed on her dress. Still, better than newborn poop.

She better hope that kid doesn't have a blowout all over that couture. I even put towels down before my fully clothed kid nursed because she would poop UP HER BACK. The first time it happened, it was so loud and messy that I thought I broke her.