The "funny" thing is - this is exactly what everyone said would happen. But they went ahead with the law anyway, and lo-and-behold, nobody wants to donate sperm anymore.

That's illegal. Sperm uses are capped usually at 10 kids, any more is an abuse of the system by the practioners, and is not the fault of the guy (barring a case of some loon who falsely identifies to donate or something). Also, the kids can register themselves by donor number to find their siblings without ever…

You mean no one donates sperm anonymously to have some kid show up at their door 18 years later? Imagine that.

In my 20+ years of porn watching, I've never noticed a trend or standard either. It may also be that I'm not critically evaluating each labia or bush style. I'm just happy they are showing it off in the first place.

That's definitely considered the ideal in porn, but there are a shit-ton of successful porn stars who have labia that don't meet the ideal too.

especially in a world where it's easy to believe yours is supposed to look like that of a porn star.

Don't forget this little guy; the only mammal* with a poisonous bite:

I'd think mosquitoes and other blood draining insects could be potentially up there in the rankings.

People?

I wish there was something like this for mobile Chrome. Because the only thing worse than an overlay that takes up 98% of the screen is an overlay that takes up 98% of the screen and has an unclickable X that's 2x2 pixels.

I'M SUCH A GENTLEPIG, BUT NONE OF THE LADIES EVER NOTICE ME IN MY CAGE OVER HERE

Don't worry. The evil gynocratic court system will bring him to financial ruin by forcing him to make child support payments on all those hundreds of babies.

#notallguineapigs

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

did this zoo learn nothing from Sooty? Once again I am on my phone and cannot post a link.

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

In addition to being Playmate of the Year and an early-90s pop culture icon of sorts, Jenny wrote a whole bunch of entertaining, funny, and heartfelt books about pregnancy, parenting, her life, etc. Then she got caught up in the anti-vaccine wackjob scene and lost her damn mind.

According to Comcast, you won't be responsible for any of the activity or data usage from visitors. That activity is tied to their Comcast accounts, rather than yours.

Have you spent time doing lab work? It's insanely tedious, complicated stuff, and any way to narrow down your hypothesis is always welcome.

i'm just gonna leave this here...