Not pictured: Pluto. Because it's non-alcoholic and therefore not a beer...

The "funny" thing is - this is exactly what everyone said would happen. But they went ahead with the law anyway, and lo-and-behold, nobody wants to donate sperm anymore.

That's illegal. Sperm uses are capped usually at 10 kids, any more is an abuse of the system by the practioners, and is not the fault of the guy (barring a case of some loon who falsely identifies to donate or something). Also, the kids can register themselves by donor number to find their siblings without ever…

You mean no one donates sperm anonymously to have some kid show up at their door 18 years later? Imagine that.

Set in deep space?

In my 20+ years of porn watching, I've never noticed a trend or standard either. It may also be that I'm not critically evaluating each labia or bush style. I'm just happy they are showing it off in the first place.

That's definitely considered the ideal in porn, but there are a shit-ton of successful porn stars who have labia that don't meet the ideal too.

especially in a world where it's easy to believe yours is supposed to look like that of a porn star.

Don't forget this little guy; the only mammal* with a poisonous bite:

I'd think mosquitoes and other blood draining insects could be potentially up there in the rankings.

Were they able to sue for the cost of the kid? I sure as fuck would.

I can't wait for the eventual spinoff Dragon Dubstep, followed by Dragon EDM.

People?

Not only oral sex - homosexual oral sex! Another strike against the "Homosexuality is unnatural" crowd! Yeah.

And.....updating all the names on my Harry Potter fanfic.

"irrumari" is "to be face fucked." If you wanted to say "to have face fucked," you would have to use "irrumavisse." Glad this degree is paying off.

If Google Translate was a superhero, it's power would be invulnerability to conjugations.

this is just a guess from my old Latin days but I believe eve the verb is irrumare or to face fuck