Jay wanted to be at his own wake, so we held one for him in January 2013.

How is this religious? This is just psychopathic.

I'm so angry, I don't know where to begin.

Nice to see that the good old practice of killing women for religious reasons is still going strong in the world, I was kinda worried we would only have to be scared of secular crazy people.

A couple of pounds per DAY? Christ, the toilets at the Tower of London must have been horrifying.

I understand that teenagers say stupid shit and they grow out of it eventually, but I don't think that applies to this douchebag. Sure, he'll say he's "changed" but I doubt it. I'm sure he still makes these kind of jokes to the "right people" (i.e. white). I'm not the least bit surprised by this video, and once again…

Now that's an impressive mouth,but it don't beat a Platybelodon...

He would have cast a spell but the spells were gone now. Gone like blind dogs rushing into an implacable night. He dropped his wand. Voldemort dropped his as well, and ground it under his foot, short dry snaps of magic darting out into the crepuscular emptiness.

Yes, because there is nothing in-between unregulated capitalism and a command economy.

Even Ayn Rand needed Medicare eventually.

"Harry Potter and the Concrete Doorstep," by Ayn Rand:

"Is one of Voldemort's horcruxes Barack Obama? Surprising revelations after the break."

No, voldemort needed help from quirrel and wormtail and the malfoys. He's clearly a parasite.

If Ayn Rand wrote Harry Potter, Voldemort would be the hero.

To be fair, you're saying that you reject their scientific reasoning in a pretty dickish, smug way throughout the article.

If you can only afford 200 square feet, maybe a manually operated version would be more appropriate to your budget.

Only if said apartment was on a space station.

This is literally never a problem that needs solving. Hot pan, butter, smash patty down within 20 seconds, let sit 2 min and never press again. Flip, another 2 min. Done. You don't need the "sides" cooked, that's stupid.

That's because you were looking down at your chest as you typed.

How in the living f*ck are you grilling a burger in a pan? And don't come to me with one of those bullshit "grilling pans." In a pan, you are frying, sauteing, searing, steaming, basting, etc. but you are NOT grilling.