"Compromised" means "the dickwad we hired didn't know that even though the office bros laughed at the picture he found on 4chan, we're in shit if he posts it."

>Our intern is an idiot
>Hackers
>We confused the image and posted the wrong one
>Taken out of context
>Take a joke
>Internal error

It really is a case of the Mondays.

Just like when we discussed this on GT I find it hilarious that in parts of the US ice cream vans play the old primary school playground classic "Do your balls hang low?".

If you have to explain why a song is racist, based on it's long forgotten roots and not current context, maybe it's not so racist anymore? (Note: I'm not arguing that racism doesn't exist, just providing a counterpoint.)

Marinade < infusion. If this works, it could be amazingly delicious.

Don't they have marinades for this sort of thing?

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

Would.

*hitachi magic wand grows legs like a centipede and skitters into an air vent*

What kind of person would have sex with an inanimate object?

I'm a dude but isn't like a vibrator already sort of a robot?

At least some of those other 4/5 people are lying. Assuming robots were affordable and had other socially acceptable uses, I'm guessing the number of robot sexers would be roughly the same as the number of vibrator owners.

Robots are right after 10 foot tall anthropomorphic watermelons with 5 foot tongues on my list of weird things I'd probably do.

Before sex with a Robot: Lubricate

And this is what it sounds like when Dolly shows you her boobs.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

Whatever, her tits still look good. Set 'em wild, set 'em free.