I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

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Would.

*hitachi magic wand grows legs like a centipede and skitters into an air vent*

Yes I mean the first not the second.

What kind of person would have sex with an inanimate object?

You mean would I get it on with an interactive, hands-free vibrator with the capacity to learn, take direction and wear sexy outfits? Yes. Yes I would. Come on JimmyJane, let's get going!

I'm a dude but isn't like a vibrator already sort of a robot?

At least some of those other 4/5 people are lying. Assuming robots were affordable and had other socially acceptable uses, I'm guessing the number of robot sexers would be roughly the same as the number of vibrator owners.

But then, who is to say that a robosex toy is any more or less desperate than a dildo? If someone wants to get it on with Rosie the Robot, why shouldn't they? It's their body, their purchase, and their decision. There's no need to be judgmental.

Robots are right after 10 foot tall anthropomorphic watermelons with 5 foot tongues on my list of weird things I'd probably do.

Before sex with a Robot: Lubricate

And this is what it sounds like when Dolly shows you her boobs.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Tip: "Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing."

Um... pretty sure most historians agree on how this went down.

1. Medieval Warm Period (AD 950-1250) allows for greater food production which leads to population growth.
2. MWP ends, leaving the European population at the tippy top of Europe's carrying capacity and people start to starve as food production recedes.
3.…

Hey look, we can have the neighbours' stuff now too.

If I had never seen or heard of an octopus and someone described their form and abilities to me, I'd have thought they were talking about some sci-fi alien.

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

Whatever, her tits still look good. Set 'em wild, set 'em free.