Proof that we need to put a stop to orcanized crime.

I got Mrs Eganist the Obsessive Compulsive Cutting Board:

Pluto? Come on, now. That fight is over.

If refusing the plea deal means he won't be able to get a US work visa, then...stand strong, Justin!

Um, what does everyone think dildoes used to be made of?

I have to explain a few things here because it seems like many people are extending their own human emotions onto this animal. First this animal didn't care that it was in captivity, nor was it stubborn or angry it was taken from its home, where it presumably had a wife, kids and sizable mortgage on a hole in the sand.
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Their first line of products didn't do too well

I'd want to (A) know for certain what the varnish is, down to the proper chemical names, and (B) make sure product safety scientists have verified the varnish is safe for internal use.

I think people are anthropomorphizing(sp?) this just a little bit too much. What we're talking about here is essentially a giant insect, one which subsists entirely off the rotting detritus that ends up at the bottom of the ocean. Calling this a "hunger strike" is fun and all, but suggesting that this is torture or…

I've been pining for one of those. I feel certain they'll be very poplar.

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

Oh come on. What did you think the day-to-day of a photo shoot (or film set) is like? Grow up.

" but also the reality that the shooting environment isn't made up of young women just laying around rubbing suntan lotion all over each other (I can't believe Anna Faris lied to me) but mostly of dudes standing around, measuring light levels and just looking awkward."

It's depressing how much porn culture has changed over the years. My dad used to shoot for Playboy in the late 60's, early 70's, and the behind the scenes rolls are like... The models are basically equals or superior to the other employees, and they're all laughing and smoking and they actually look like old friends…

The debate that ends with the priest/monk/theologian saying 'I find your lack of Faith disturbing' while the secular humanist falls to the ground choking, will be the one that has me in church the following Sunday.

Someone told me once, when in doubt stick your ass in someones face and let them figure it out.

I can't count how many threesome/group sex situations I've been in, and can count on one hand how many awkward times there have been.

Prediction: 98% of the profiles on this app will be dudes posting as their girlfriend hitting on other dudes who are posting as their girlfriends.

There needs to be an app for foot fetishists, so they can seek out the latest mainstream news articles about sex, and the "feet sticking out of the covers" pictures that accompany every single freaking one.

Basically, continental drift moves the continents around. Sometimes they're going away from each other, and sometimes (since the Earth is round) they're going towards each other. Given enough time, there comes a moment when they all drift together and stay that way for a while before drifting apart again. Scientists…