This is what happens when the witness refuses to keep any of the appointments and lies to the prosecutors about where she is staying. It sucks, but material witness laws are there to make sure that witnesses show up to testify. Since she'd skipped out pretty consistently despite promises to show up and there was no…

She refused to show up repeatedly.

Unpleasant, but I can't see what's wrong here. The victim refused to cooperate with prosecutors, repeatedly. The alternative was to let the case collapse and allow the rapist to go free which would have made an even bigger headline.

There are plenty of safe brands. The go-to experts for almost forty years have been Good Vibrations. The people at Jimmy Jane have a lot of excellent innovative designs. There's even a no-nonsense weekly comic with reviews, Oh Joy, Sex Toy.

It looks like they already exist.

For those who don't have Celiac disease, remember that gluten is a huge chunk of the protein in wheat and other glutinous grains. Maybe being gluten-free makes you feel more "centered" and "cleansed" and "high-energy". It also robs you of something demonstrably useful.

Here you go...

Twisted Sister actually

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn..."

A few years ago it was low-carb.

Bunnies are vermin.

Why let science get in the way of Merchandising?

I feel really old...

Screw her? No. Not even with a borrowed set of naughty bits.

Let me see if I understand this...

Duck and goose "prosciutto" is cured the same way as the pork product. It's not the same - and the wild birds aren't fed whey leftover from the mozzarella industry - but it's very close. For those of us who don't eat pigs it's a very nice and much cheaper substituted

Obvious troll is obvious

OK, they're kinda smart. Are they octopus smart/crow smart or only horse smart?

In other words, Stompz, you have no facts. You have no logic. You have no theory. You have nothing except that "Ah jess believes gawdammit!!!" And you believe because being Saved makes you feel Special.

Because it's hard to dehumanize and Other people if you don't have a monolithic caricature of them.