My favorite has to be this one:

the faux professionalism in the phrase “push-up bras encouraged” = forever vom

Word.

Can we talk about the shape of this humans head?

Yes, how do we know this wasn’t about race but about religion, hmmmm?

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

Because “our women” for this murderer = white women

Black women are disposable.

In typically revolting fashion, the folks at Fox and Friends (Motto: Too Stupid For Words™) have labeled this as part of their so-called “War on Christians.” Because the idea that a white person is so racist that they shot up a black church bible study is too logical and does not feed their victim complex nor does it…

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

He just said ‘I have to do it.’ He said, ‘You rape our women, and you’re taking over our country, and you have to go,’”

We still have not moved past the 1960s. Not in how protestors are treated. Not in how racism works its violence out. This is deplorable and a wake up call to everyone who thinks we’re not a racist country.

Foes that wanna make sure my caskets closed

got the rap patrol on gat patrol?

Yea I think this would have been overboard regardless of gender. It’s kinda creepy. I mean, it’s yogurt. Does yogurt really need to be sexy?

I had that thought when watching it on tv for the first time today. I was torn between thinking she was gorgeous and then that the licking was too ridiculous...then she touched her wife and the wife smiled and I HAD SO MANY CUDDLY FEELINGS

Front hugging, sinful and verboten. Molesting four of your sisters, including a 5 y/o, boys will be boys. Lesbians licking spoons, SINFUL PROPAGANDA THAT IS HIGH IN PROTEIN AND GREAT WITH FRESH FRUIT.

999,999 problems but a brain ain’t one.

Isn’t it amazing that “One Million Moms” is upset about this commercial while saying nothing about the Duggars?