Then perhaps you will like Hawkeye/Kate Bishop dressing up as Hawkeye/Alan Alda for Halloween.

Love that Hawkguy.

Did no one enjoy how cute Katie’s comic was? :P

Ah, yes...and the Bro-ala

Cousin of the swole-aby.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She…

David Sedaris signed my book “Thank you for making me rich.” I love him.

I plan to use WHY YOU COMIN AT ME WITH DEM PORK-ASS HANDS at the first available opportunity, and as often as possible thereafter.

David Sedaris! I told him that he got me an A in American Lit and he wrote in my book “I would have given you an A+.” He was awesome. Also on writer stories, I once met Dave Eggers and expected him to be a giant dbag, but he was really lovely and was excited to sign a bunch of stuff for my friend who introduced me to…

Yeah, but the weird thing is pastrami is usually made with beef, not pork.

Right, but he could have been like “Can you change your gloves? I can’t have pork touch my food because I am Muslim” but instead he said the weirdly ominous “pork ass hands” thing which makes the story hilarious in the telling and was probably totally confusing to the teenager experiencing it. This better become a…

As someone who doesn’t eat pork either, there’s a much better way to handle it than that. I would have said, “Would you mind changing your gloves? I don’t eat pork.”

Oh Josh Hartnett. I live in Minneapolis, and he is a NOTORIOUS stuck up dick. The story about him up there is so typical. He dumped his awesome high school sweetheart that he owned a house with for a fling with like, Scarlett Johannsen. He is a joke.

Mine will have to be a Blind Item lest I doxx myself. The celebrity in question is a actress in her 30s who has done movies but is better known for her television work. She’s also much nicer than this story makes her sound. That said...

Some of my lit students were telling celebrity stories recently, and I happily talked about the time I met Junot Diaz.

These stories run the gamut from hilarious to downright horrifying. Still, if I got the Ezekiel 25:13 speech from Sam Jackson it’d be like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.

I thought the girl who got treated badly by one of the Boondocks Saints would be here. He was such a dick to her.

That Kanye story. I’m literally crying with laughter.

How come I’ve never been invited to work for Big Abortion?