You miss it if you don't interact with the guitar.

That's an interesting way of reading it, considering that's not at all how it's worded.

It's not that the comic is confusing it, the joke is that Nintendo would be tone-deaf enough to interpret the request that way.

No, really, you're disproportionately angry about that picture to an extent that suggests an unhealthy level of animosity towards women, and you're projecting all over the place.

You seem to have a lot of unresolved anger regarding women.

To be trolled by a moron is to have excessive faith in peoples' intelligence, which I would not consider a fault. To troll in this manner, on the other hand, is to do roughly the equivalent of shouting, "I IDOLIZE SOCIOPATHS!" on a crowded street. It makes no one but the troll look stupid, if for no other reason than…

"When all the pokemon are Ash's, then you have my permission to evolve."

Also, not everyone's legs bulk. Some guys will always have slender calves and thighs. My trainer was Marine Recon and could deadlift much more than I could at my best, but as my calves developed they got thicker, while his always looked thinner.

People who decide exactly how others can enjoy fandom/cosplay?

Maybe take a break from the internet, and come back when you're no longer 12, so you can avoid embarrassing yourself like this.

More Guy Fieri/Clint Howard, with a splash of Vin Diesel.

Strangely enough, I feel as much like a man using products marketed to women as I do using products marketed to men. It's almost like these commercials are designed around appealing to insecurities rather than masculinity.

Those go so over the top that they fall down the other side into parody, intentionally so, which is what makes them hilarious instead of sad.

Nothing you do will ever matter, and you will die without even the realization of how truly alone you are.

Confirmation that John Romero still has prettier hair than his wife.

"No intelligence"

I'd hate to be the sort of person whose life was so pathetically unfulfilled that my time was actually taken up protesting two men kissing.

Low-cost clothing usually has a very slim margin, they're not losing much in profits or costs per item if some items never get purchased. They'd be primarily dependent on moving more merchandise than they would on each piece; if a handful of people steal that's potentially a cost they can eat and still maintain…

ITT: White males upset because people who aren't white males want a chance to play as characters who aren't white males, like the market isn't already oversaturated with brooding white males characters.

What if you're just another right-wing pseudo-intellectual who thinks he's subtle as he begs the question while not actually being quite smart enough to understand what begging tne question actually means?