You miss it if you don't interact with the guitar.

He also damn near lost his head to train steps, in the scene where he has to lie right beside the train tracks. He was never told that the steps were a worry, that if he had raised his head he could have had it taken clean off. Sheer luck that he didn't.

That's an interesting way of reading it, considering that's not at all how it's worded.

It's not that the comic is confusing it, the joke is that Nintendo would be tone-deaf enough to interpret the request that way.

No, really, you're disproportionately angry about that picture to an extent that suggests an unhealthy level of animosity towards women, and you're projecting all over the place.

You seem to have a lot of unresolved anger regarding women.

To be trolled by a moron is to have excessive faith in peoples' intelligence, which I would not consider a fault. To troll in this manner, on the other hand, is to do roughly the equivalent of shouting, "I IDOLIZE SOCIOPATHS!" on a crowded street. It makes no one but the troll look stupid, if for no other reason than…

"When all the pokemon are Ash's, then you have my permission to evolve."

Also, not everyone's legs bulk. Some guys will always have slender calves and thighs. My trainer was Marine Recon and could deadlift much more than I could at my best, but as my calves developed they got thicker, while his always looked thinner.

People who decide exactly how others can enjoy fandom/cosplay?

Maybe take a break from the internet, and come back when you're no longer 12, so you can avoid embarrassing yourself like this.

More Guy Fieri/Clint Howard, with a splash of Vin Diesel.

Strangely enough, I feel as much like a man using products marketed to women as I do using products marketed to men. It's almost like these commercials are designed around appealing to insecurities rather than masculinity.

Those go so over the top that they fall down the other side into parody, intentionally so, which is what makes them hilarious instead of sad.

With all due respect, Rob, if this is your attitude I hope you never DM for me. Most of these are simply cursed artifacts, or the equivalent thereof. A wizard making such a thing is not wasting his or her time, but wasting someone else's. These items can enhance campaigns by giving players situations for which they…

Nothing you do will ever matter, and you will die without even the realization of how truly alone you are.

Confirmation that John Romero still has prettier hair than his wife.

"No intelligence"

"Oh, you think the underwear is your ally, but you merely adopted the panties. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the briefs until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but binding! The g-strings betray you, because they belong to me."

I'd hate to be the sort of person whose life was so pathetically unfulfilled that my time was actually taken up protesting two men kissing.