ME3: Citadel and Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep were easily the best DLC I've played in a long while.

Leaving Earth and An End Once and For All see the most play out of any of the songs on that soundtrack for me. I fucking love that piano part.

Why is 'penis plug' a thing? WHY THE FUCK IS 'PENIS PLUG' A THING?

Approving acknowledgement: These organic meatbags are becoming increasingly competent at making us more accessible, Master.

Hell yes. Equipping this to replace the Captain Blade shotgun was pretty much a no-brainer. The other one might be a guaranteed one-shot at close range, but this one shoots swords that explode.

That reminds me, it's been too long since I've had anything from the nearby Korean BBQ place. Spread like what the girl has plus one entree = enough for four people.

I'm not as bothered by the separate blinking as I am by the fact that it blinks one of them twice.

He took over for Ringo Starr after the first season.

When Tina breaks down...I've only had a few characters I wanted to be able to hug, and that was a hug moment right there. And the statues were a very nice touch.

I don't know if I'd want another Muppet playing the Gary Oldman role...or just Gary Oldman.

You go right ahead and tell him that. We'll wait.

If only the teachers had been armed with dance pads, they could have prevented this.

Full perks in archery and sneak, there were few things I couldn't kill in just 1-3 shots with this thing, and if there were more than 2 or 3 targets...disappear and start again. Best thing was using it to take 3 down to 1, then sneak up behind the last for a backstab. 15x damage, baby!

They would also be in New York, but feared that they'd be profiled by the NYPD.

I see your Guy Fieri/Donnie Wahlberg and raise you a Vin Diesel/Clint Howard.

Bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Clint Howard, following an extremely drunk night for Vin (and probably the best Clint's ever had).

One of my biggest issues with R&J being a high school read is that few students actually seem to understand that it's a tragedy. They're not supposed to be an example of true romance. They're two headstrong, overemotional teens who fall in lust and proceed through the sort of overdramatic romance that only adolescents…

You're the only one who didn't get that it was a joke. Good job.

"Wrex."

"I'm an all-in kinda guy."