When Tina breaks down...I've only had a few characters I wanted to be able to hug, and that was a hug moment right there. And the statues were a very nice touch.

I don't know if I'd want another Muppet playing the Gary Oldman role...or just Gary Oldman.

You go right ahead and tell him that. We'll wait.

If only the teachers had been armed with dance pads, they could have prevented this.

Full perks in archery and sneak, there were few things I couldn't kill in just 1-3 shots with this thing, and if there were more than 2 or 3 targets...disappear and start again. Best thing was using it to take 3 down to 1, then sneak up behind the last for a backstab. 15x damage, baby!

They would also be in New York, but feared that they'd be profiled by the NYPD.

I see your Guy Fieri/Donnie Wahlberg and raise you a Vin Diesel/Clint Howard.

Bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Clint Howard, following an extremely drunk night for Vin (and probably the best Clint's ever had).

One of my biggest issues with R&J being a high school read is that few students actually seem to understand that it's a tragedy. They're not supposed to be an example of true romance. They're two headstrong, overemotional teens who fall in lust and proceed through the sort of overdramatic romance that only adolescents…

You're the only one who didn't get that it was a joke. Good job.

"Wrex."

"I'm an all-in kinda guy."

I loved her response to the gay porn magazine. It comes across like an honest, precocious-but-not-preciously-so, tween girl checking out something that has even more mystique for her since they stopped being made before she was born. It's an odd moment to find endearing, but it stands out as making her a little more…

Well yes, but we prefer pulling our own pork.

What I love is the way it reuses much of Leaving Earth, but not in a lazy way that sounds like they just remixed it. It emphasizes that the game has brought you full circle, back to Earth, but takes out that deep, rumbling BRRRRAAAAAAMMMMM of the Reaper beams, building up to the climax in a way that says that this is…

This was honestly one of the best scenes in the game, when he picks up the guitar and she sings. Especially considering what you find out later about the two of them and how they fit into the story.

Game Name: Mass Effect

Cat girls? You have got to be Kitten Mei!

I don't know if they could really follow up after the events of ME3, considering that the endings present three different resulting futures, but it'd be interesting to see it be something of a semi-prequel, a story that doesn't necessarily tie in to the Reapers but happens before the events of the trilogy. The Rachni…

Barbas was pretty good.