They would also be in New York, but feared that they'd be profiled by the NYPD.

I see your Guy Fieri/Donnie Wahlberg and raise you a Vin Diesel/Clint Howard.

Bastard offspring of Vin Diesel and Clint Howard, following an extremely drunk night for Vin (and probably the best Clint's ever had).

I am having serious doubts as to your claim that you are, in fact, Cave Johnson.

I do believe you're in the wrong place. Stormfront, Breitbart, Answers in Genesis, and other places where they celebrate ignorance and mock those with knowledge, can be found elsewhere.

Grip you soy drinking hypocrites.

Small town having a porn theater isn't even a sign of degradation. It's a sign it has a healthy male populace and isn't overwhelmingly controlled by the local religious leaders. The implied assumption on the part of CinemaSins that small town USA is nothing but a cookie-cutter bastion of Christian morals in which…

One of my biggest issues with R&J being a high school read is that few students actually seem to understand that it's a tragedy. They're not supposed to be an example of true romance. They're two headstrong, overemotional teens who fall in lust and proceed through the sort of overdramatic romance that only adolescents…

You're the only one who didn't get that it was a joke. Good job.

"Wrex."

"I'm an all-in kinda guy."

I loved her response to the gay porn magazine. It comes across like an honest, precocious-but-not-preciously-so, tween girl checking out something that has even more mystique for her since they stopped being made before she was born. It's an odd moment to find endearing, but it stands out as making her a little more…

Well yes, but we prefer pulling our own pork.

Technically speaking, the CW arose from the ashes of UPN and WB, so Buffy not being on the CW was just a matter of timing.

Yeah, the process is described as them boiling wheat, then accidentally letting it go stale, then trying to press it into something like a graham cracker only to have it flake. It just seems like the likely reason they called them "corn flakes" is because the definition in use classified the portion of the wheat they…

He's not misled by the witches at all. They tell him the truth. They simply give it to him in a form that he misinterprets. Granted, it was their intent that he interpret it that way, but it doesn't mean they lied to him. It was his own pride that pushed him into seeking to make their words true in the way that he…

Norse Odin was worse! Marvel Odin is a Bad Dad, Norse Odin can't even include fatherly love among his positive attributes.

Best information I can find says that "corn" also describes the see portion of cereal grains, including wheat.

Kate was annoying, but it was more the way the character was written. They dragged out the whole love-triangle subplot for too long, for one thing. Now that I think about it, Lost was another show in which the women were largely defined by their relationships with the men.

What I love is the way it reuses much of Leaving Earth, but not in a lazy way that sounds like they just remixed it. It emphasizes that the game has brought you full circle, back to Earth, but takes out that deep, rumbling BRRRRAAAAAAMMMMM of the Reaper beams, building up to the climax in a way that says that this is…