It’s not *quite* accusing someone of Nazi sympathies because they once owned a VW Beetle made in the ‘70s, but it’s only a step or two removed from it.

Look, if we start doing “Famous person took part in institution that turned out to be hella racist” takes we’re going to be here forever because, spoiler alert, most white institutions in America are hella racist.

“I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar.”

Is there no gay man at the AV Club who could write an article about queer casting in the only movie my gay ass has been excited about since 1997? I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar. Artie could be the love child of Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather and he still wouldn’t be as…

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.

I think I would have died that day. I just don't know if mentally I would have been able to handle someone treating the remains of my baby like that, especially knowing everything she went through as she died. I just dont know. The cops would have either killed me or I would have been committed from a complete…

Suspect: “Your Honor, the roof of the house was black, so I feared for my life.”

Easy fix.

Or you can buy a bag of channa dal from an Indian market, which are already split and hulled.

All the way up and sit the fuck down.

Gayle can shut the fuck up.

This shit is nuts

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

He looks like the only race he's ever been in is the white one. 

“Sounds enticing, but that is an expensive burden...”

Tolerance of intolerance and tolerance of killing people is not tolerance. Fuck off. You’re an idiot if you think all things need to be equally tolerated just because of they share the same word. You don’t need a two-bit diploma for that. Just basic comprehension

So again, fuck off

Nah, I’m 100% okay with wishing and praying and hoping for the deaths of politicians who through legislation and lack thereof have contributed to the needless deaths of thousands and the untold sufferings of others. I celebrated when Scalia die. I’ll celebrate when McConnell and Trump and all of them do too. If they…

It’s a Michelin restraunt, gimmicks are their lifeblood. 

Or, you could make real shrimp and grits in 20 minutes, if you think the popcorn idea is nothing but a gimmicky extra step to appeal to shallow, Instagrammy, 20-somethings.

Credit scores and these companies that keep them can kiss my ass. The more I pay off my debt the lower my score gets. I payed off my car loan boom instant drop, payed off my student loans another drop. Payed down my credit card debt another fucking drop.