Why were they interested in a meet in the first place? Because christians love to feel important and I’m sure the appeal of being woo’d by a celebrity like Trump gave most of them stiffies. Or in other words, they went for the blow job but was scared off when the Donald wanted a ring afterwards.

I thought Westwick looked ridiculously hot in the promo ads but it’s hard to parlay that into an hour of my time each week.

None of the Democratic hopefuls have received the same scrutiny? Really Ben? That’s really what you want to sell? Because tell that shit to Hillary Clinton who’s had republican operatives picking through her trash for decades.

This is surprising. If anyone knows about destroying jobs, it’s Carly. She may not have written the book on it but she did take the Masters Class at HP.

Off topic a bit but the white guy is kinda of dreamy.

I’m dying just a bit over that old school Corelle plate in the picture. We had those out on the prairie when I was just a wee lad...

You were brought up right.

It’s like Stamos went into one of those Inhuman coccoons from Agents of Sheild and came out even Stamosier than before. He’s dreamy.

I got as far as the talent show episode and the kids were such douches I just couldn’t anymore...

John Barrowman and David Tennant.....accent mandatory.

“Even Tom of Maine’s all natural, organic, hippie certified toothpaste?” he asked in a horrified hushed tone; clutching his imaginary pearls.

Mat Staver and his bigot brigade at the Liberty Council is representing her free of charge as long as they can hump her leg for fund raising purposes until she’s old news.

Because when you’re going to make a statement to a national audience, it’s always a good idea to wear your best t-shirt and camo hat.

Ordered. The nephew’s christmas present is now done.

Ordered. The nephew’s christmas present is now done.

Needs more stars.

OH in-LAWS!

I loved it but when she took off her hat and threw it down the stairs I thought, “Oh that’s right. Gurl has people for that kind of thing now.”

I wanted to hate this guy but he’s adorable. Bah. *curmudgeon mode thwarted*