So, it's only domestic abuse if there is an end goal by the abuser... got it. When my dad got drunk and hit me just to take out his anger on me, I wasn't being abused because he wasn't doing it to get me to conform to anything. Got it.

Next week: Any of ya'll play quarterback ?

Earlier today, Cimini reportedly had gastric bypass surgery and signed up for AshleyMadison.com

Ryan then did things backwards by using feet for sex instead of walking around

It's so cool that you decided to go ahead and define what sexism is for the uneducated peasantry. And that you claim to have all the pertinent facts and patterns in both these situations, something only law enforcement and legal authorities would claim to have.

hey jackass, I think you're late for a Men's Rights meeting.

This whole weekend is a sham and a pathetic attempt by the men who profited and exploited this era to rewrite history. We were all there in 98, we all got drunk at the party and we all had a good time and you know what? No one gave a shit. Costas, Verducci, Rosenthal, Lupica and all the loud obnoxious voices who want…

I was struck by that, too. But subconsciously, he knows he couldn't beat a drum because he hedges his whole macho rant with a little bit of the old "hold-me-back" by saying he'd kick some ass if only it weren't for his job.

Whoa! She'd better not make Stephen give a Second Take!

So, I used to think that Bayless was the worse of the two, and that Steven A. just liked to yell, but now I just think that Bayless is a troll for trollings sake while Smith actually believes some of the crap he says and now I feel fairly confident that he is by far the greater evil of this pairing.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Maybe Cari Champion should have been allowed to weigh in here instead of "moderate."

I read this book when my twin sons were the same age as The Boy. It killed me; my wife wanted to know why I was crying after I finished reading it...

The book is even worse than the movie.

20,000 leagues under the sea. I'm still waiting for my definitive steampunk movie.

I want a darker and edgier Free Willy reboot. The original movie was very mediocre so it doesn't have too high a bar to pass.

It doesn`t upset me in the slightest that I immediately understood this sentence. This is how how you write a Dublin accent folks.

I am Irish. Some are good, most only ok, a few are stereotypical. As a Dubliner, the Irish accent was very sketchy, very hit and miss, particularly at the beginning which was awful, borderline lucky charms style "Oirish". Also there about a million accents in Ireland, with three or four in Dublin alone. I had expected…

No, you don't. The plain fact is men don't get pregnant. Sure, you can do something you know is assholish————but you're still an asshole.

Yup! I had a male friend who while out drinking with us would always say "we're pregnant!" While pounding PBRs. After a few times of this I finally said "oh really! Well beer is super bad for the baby" and took his beer. And drank it.