Gwyneth Paltrow descends the stairs of her summer home in Southhampton wearing a gorgeous Ralph Lauren gown. Chris Martin sits at the piano in the sun room, writing a future number one hit. The children are dancing and laughing.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

At least they correctly put Mariah out in left field.

So she's the Derek Jeter of Derek Jeter's love life?

That's about the only way one of Jeter's girlfriends is seeing a diamond.

Please. Someone with as limited range as Scarlett Johansson should never be playing shortstop.

All these people carrying on about female sideline reporters in general and Erin Andrews in particular just keep on ignoring the elephant in the room. At a moment that cried out for an experienced, talented reporter who would have asked the penetrating questions that were needed, where was Tony Siragusa?

And I didn't know Sherman meant Crabtree so I thought it was the appropriate question.

I hope you guys have enjoyed the last week, because this is what the rest of our lives are going to be— culture war about everything, forever. Maybe that's necessary, I dunno. But man, it's exhausting. I'm 100% Team Sherman, and it's not close. But some of my lefty friends have essentially anointed him the second…

I thought Andrews' follow-up question "who was talking about you?" was awesome and perfect. It was refreshingly direct, something I rarely hear out of those types of on-field interviews.

This is why you never go full Le Betard.

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

While they did experience some success from 1989-1996 and released five albums that sold over 10 million copies, I'm moderately surprised that a relatively obscure Hollywood rock band would know so much about the 2012 drive-by murders that killed Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado.

you guys didn't post this picture? Credit to the NY Post for this catch.

Some people celebrated Vin Baker Night harder than others.

If he was cold-blooded, he would have fucking died before the first snap.

Actually, if he was cold blooded, his blood would assume the external temperature, rendering him unable to perform simple tasks such as balling and the like and so forth and so on.

Holy shit, Harbaugh threw the largest challenge flag I've ever seen on that play

He deserved to get spit on for filming in portrait mode.

"Built like a handless Jim Palmer."