Pictured (5th Column): The mantra Rob Gronkowski chants every time he waits for test results at the doctor's office, shortly before being disappointed.

:tears ACL:

You guys missed the real story here in that Eddie DeBartolo tried to twist off an Anchor Steam. What a fraud.

Suck it, Craggs. Some of us love that old dump, if only for the memories it holds.

And a bah humbug to you, Mr. Craggs.

Ottumwa, Iowa.

All he has to look forward now is a sub-par bowel game.

Ha, that's really good.

That was a dick move.

You never want to grab a cock linked to VD.

I thought roughing the dicker was 15 yards..

Brett Favre isn't looking so ridiculous now, huh, Deadspin??

So explain to me again why nobody has signed Kerry Rhodes?

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.

Dana tweeted that he still owes him 1 fight.

your mom's pie, heh heh heh

Easy for you to say. You try going through life suffering the indignity if having two first names. GregBrian wears some very lonely shoes.

And you wouldn't believe how many Jewish people still complain about things that happened between 1933-45 in Germany, Poland, etc.

So would you walk up to one of these code talker WWII vets and be comfortable addressing them as redskins? If the answer is yes, you're an asshat racist, period. If the answer is no, then you can't argue that it is ever appropriate to use the word.