Philly's meh in terms of results but exciting to watch, while Hawks-Texans could be a Super Bowl preview ... so, yeah these ratings are weird.

Greg Roman? More like Greg Etruscan, amirite?

Well, my effort doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, but I think it reads funny, so ...

The Potato Drinkers

Frida Shallow

The value of the fraternity system is still kind of hazy to me

Rules to being a man? Rules to being a woman? Clearly the Gender Construct Removal Fairy hasn't visited your house in the dead of night, you poor unenlightened soul

Some call this frat bro a Hamms-fisted, Lowenbrau entertainer, but to me he belongs on the Mt. Olympia of motivators as a Sterling example of those Simpler Times when you could say, "Hey Bud Light Lime scented candles and gather round as I tell you that on Game Day Ice Ale with you, my brothers, come Rainier or…

Stupid Marinites are stupid, agreed. Still, fuck the Clink - Seahawks fans live in a wind tunnel and think they fart tornadoes

The difference between this guy and folks who actually get laid - we don't concoct elaborate lies about our dick size ... or tell the truth about getting shitfaced on fucking Zimas in an Albertson's parking lot

Aaron Neville, Dr. John AND Aretha? Hell of a halftime show but what's your point?

Yeah and seattle's never had questionable calls go their way (eye roll)

You're winning - quit your cryin'

And how about Jim from Huckleberry Finn - his gradual humanization in Huck's eyes is the whole point of the novel - yet he also serves as it's moral center rather than just a cut-out for said lesson in humanity - IMHO, anyway

Unless it's these two guys.

Hard to top this one, I think.

In addition to nixing Kubert's cover art, the Ali camp also balked at the DC creative team's fanciful ideas for embellishing the boxer's "kryptonite" beyond the less-than-prosaic "getting punched repeatedly in the head".

Hardly surprising that Harbaugh favors coming with knuckles, though, given his zeal for sticking them in assholes

NFL now says Staley shouldn't have even been flagged, so a wrong call by the refs on the field was actually the right result in this case (actually the Niners should have been given a first down and half the distance to the goal, but whatevs)

I feel like your sister got in a funny line about Harbaugh but the rest of the dialogue is a bit blurry