Ultimately, I guess SF has to be saddled with OJ since he played here at the high school, college and pro levels

They weren't doormats - 16 winning seasons, 14 losing seasons from 1950 (when they joined the NFL from the AAFC) to 1980, including some pretty good years in the early 70s.

Man, that sucks. Went to that game with my wife, who's from New Orleans - me in my Niners gear, her in her Who Dat shirt and beads, etc. ... didn't get hassled too much in the parking lot or at the game, though one guy shouted at me, "She must have a magical vagina!" ... which we both thought was pretty hilarious,…

It's only because he was really a Bill - he only played two seasons at the end of his career for the Niners, albeit injury-riddled shitty ones that cost us draft picks

"Why the hell would he eat at P.F. Chang's?"

Because his neighborhood Panda Express was closed for remodeling that day

Midwest Bias refers to the 90 percent of the American Diabetes Association budget that goes to help residents of your region

Yeah, but the fixation on the Jets over the past several years (even pre-Tebow) has been mystifying. This is a team with a fan base that occupies a territory smaller than the one the Warriors had to cross to get away from the Grammercy Riffs — if Luther had only accused them of killing Woody Johnson, the movie would…

Sorry, I was occupied watching the 48th straight hour of ESPN coverage of the heated preseason battle on a 6-10 team between the 31st ranked QB from last season and an interception-prone 2nd round draft pick ... what were you saying?

Also, nobody mentioned that walking turd "Banjo Man" - think a homeless man's Wavy Gravy ... double the annoyance, twice the smell! - who wore one of those split Giants-A's caps during the 1989 Earthquake Series to his everlasting shame

When Todd Haley has to remember the names of black people, he uses the mnemonic device of just calling all of them 'Dwayne Bowe'