Sorry, I was occupied watching the 48th straight hour of ESPN coverage of the heated preseason battle on a 6-10 team between the 31st ranked QB from last season and an interception-prone 2nd round draft pick ... what were you saying?

Also, nobody mentioned that walking turd "Banjo Man" - think a homeless man's Wavy Gravy ... double the annoyance, twice the smell! - who wore one of those split Giants-A's caps during the 1989 Earthquake Series to his everlasting shame

When Todd Haley has to remember the names of black people, he uses the mnemonic device of just calling all of them 'Dwayne Bowe'