Her and Tina Fey....yowzers.

...Ugly? UGLY? What are you smoking? This is the best-looking pickup truck to be released in probably half a century.

Lets stop frisking 80 yr old grandmothers and start PROFILING which as bad as it sounds actually works. Middle eastern mothers and fathers may send their kids off to death with bomb vests but you really think its nesesary to frisk Bob and Francine and their 3 young kids from NJ on their way to Disneyland? The pat down…

We can hope that these reforms lead to the elimination of wasteful, ineffective programs, rather than the introduction of new, ineffective programs.

Yes. Lol.

MUST PATRICK EXPLAIN EVERYTHING?

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

SpaceX alone has saved the US government more than that already:

Start a club who’s charter includes “driving classic cars as they were originally intended.” Boom — every time you drive your classic, you’re doing a “club activity.”

A lot of people want self-driving cars, but not as much as I want them to have self-driving cars.

I would totally drive that on the French or Italian Riviera. Later models not so much, but that would grab more attention than a Ferrari Daytona.

I think it is pretty fitting. You drive one, and you aspire to do better in life so you never have to drive one again.

Dear lord - the number of naggy vaginas picking at trivial or inconsequential features on this update is embarrassing. “B-b-b-but the high belt line will cause more accidents!” “ I know it comes with a manual but why did the show the automatic :-(?” “ E-brake means I can’t possibly do those handbrake turns that I…

Please tell me there is a new Dacia Sandero!

Nice. I’d add drifting with Claire Underwood Robin Wright.

As a Californian, can confirm every single damn point in this article.

“Please stop reminding me.”

Susie Wolff for Haas 2016? Susie Wolff for Haas 2016!

And on previous results, an even lower series than DTM.

That doesn’t look very grounded to the ground!