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I once drove a couple of friends home to Arkansas from Austin in my Saabaru. The guy in the back, a person no one really liked and who had been passed around various couches of friends of friends of friends for weeks, farted the entire drive. All 500 miles. This was in August, I believe, so all windows were up. We…