Oh man, I burn those things on everything in sight! 121 Caterpie? Fuck yeah you get a razz. Not cause I need it but cuz I need to get these gat damn rotten fruits out my damn bag!

So. Few. Pokeballs. From. Stops.

They should just shuck it all and use Public Image Limited’s “Rise” instead.

At least you can evolve a Pidgey twice, give me Pidge over ugly ass Rattata any day.

And Weedles.

Okay but like... What kind of Pokemon? Because is it is just another trash bird pidgey, I am out. Say however it is a nice rare Pokemon THEN I'll care.

Also, you can start with Jezebel and that commenter with the “We hear you aren’t feeling The Artist” story. Still the best.

Wouldn’t read but would read reviews.

You send me confetti I’m putting it in your car. The glitter I put in your bed.

It is not because she looks old, it is just because every minute we watch her on screen feels like an hour.

Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

I don’t know how she can do it with Karlie STANDING RIGHT THERE.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

This is a very niche article. I can’t muster up enough fucks to read 6500 words on the editor of a magazine.

Yea holy crap tl:dr

My dad once wound up sporting sparkly nail polish on one of his fingers after requesting a full manicure while on Ambien. He didn’t notice until three days after the med wore off.

Yeah, that was classy as shit. And she didn’t do some bullshit “exhaustion” excuse. She probably has a flying phobia. I have two close friends who are hugely afraid of flying. One of them has to drug herself to get through it and the other one just refuses.

Yeah, it seemed really sincere and mature. Kind of refreshing, as far as celebrity apologies go and all.

Selma Blair’s apology is lovely. I think you have a fourth point for your list.