DammitMarie
Dammit, Marie!
DammitMarie

Dude I’m 31. I wear that shit. I love “masculine” perfumes and scents.

I just ordered a sample too! (and three others... SOMEONE STOP ME)

You guys. I never buy samples and I’m not very into make up or fragrances (mostly just stick to what I know and that’s IT) but for some reason this article and the comments compelled me to buy the sample. Thank you! I just hope I don’t get insanely hooked because I don’t think I can throw down for the full price tag.

haha exactly! my theory is that these new, softer scents are for gay men and women who need men’s deodorant ;)

*closes eyes and imagines how good you smell, but in a totally non-pervy way*

That’s what I wear, too!!! Mostly I need the men’s strength but I prefer not to smell like my Grandpa Morris (I don't wanna smell THAT androgynous)

YEP. I like smelling a little androgynous. It’s sexy AF. I’d rather be buried alive than wear Bath and Body Works’ Sun-Ripened Raspberry.

People either forget that this happened or they remember it and don’t see why this is a shitty thing.

She threw the Grey’s Anatomy writing staff all the way under the bus, after she won an Emmy. Not only is it an incredibly shitty thing to do in general (since without the writing staff, she would have no lines to deliver and be rewarded for,) it was even shittier for an at the time breakout start to do so, given that

She was never actually nominated that year, she just refused to submit any of her work for consideration.

She didn’t decline an Emmy nomination, she refused to put her work up for being considered for an Emmy. I point out this difference not to defend Heigl, only to point out that no one was trying to give her an Emmy that year anyway. I’ve always thought she withdrew herself from consideration because she knew she

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

hot take:

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,

His “one justice away” speech in the debate was supposed to be scary but to a listener with a heart probably sounded like a pump up speech. One justice away from rejecting abortion restrictions in any state! One justice away from the end of the sanctity of the second ammendment! Woohoo!

No. a) Hazelnut. b) No chocolate outside. c) Not Kit Kat wafer. You don’t understand me at all.

I’m just the messenger. All the credit should go to Lauren Yapalater at Buzzfeed.

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

I fixed a door today. I fixed the fuck out of that door! I’m gonna reward myself with 4 orgasms tonight! Fuck yeah!