I’ve got a shovel and I work in a porn shop, just sayin’
I still think is one of the greatest pictures from that day
Spot on for M&S.
Yeah, but there’s nothing like a manual breather...
One time, when I was in high school, we went to try on prom dresses at the mall. I tried on this Ugly green one just because it was so ugly....and when I put it on, I got stuck in it. Straight up my Boobs would not come out after I had stuffed them in there. I called one of my friends in the dressing room and she…
I love how the girls - the real victims - have become completely invisible in all this. And when I say love, I mean “I would like to set someone’s face on fire”.
Pack it up and go home, y’all, this is the whitest idea that has ever existed.
If the wedding planning galaxy is a weirdo cosmic circus into which no woman is adequately prepared to be flung…
I swear he gets it right on his own every time. I’ll video him. This is how I do it.
Uh, slight glitch. Here she is with grandma:
My mother passed away three years ago this June. She was the kindest, most loving lady with
Jezzies! I got a Masters degree this week! and boyf got a promotion! and we move in together in two months! I am drinking beer and watching HGTV because he is letting me decorate the whole place however i want. Where do you guys go for unique/not too expensive home decor? Any favorite etsy shops or other online places…
neil degrasse tyson is a national treasure who must be preserved for all of eternity.
Can I add to the list of things sent that need to be autocorrected to “I’m drunk. Disregard this.”?
Agreed. This doesn’t read like satire...nice try at recovery however.
Please give me the strength. I’m browsing Jezebel from the bathroom I’m pretending to need to use while avoiding A Required Family Event.
If you have to work this hard to explain why a joke is funny, it means it’s not a well-constructed joke.
Dude I thought that was just me who thought that. I love pretty much everything she writes but she seems so antagonistic in the comments, or at the very least, terse?? I dunno, I can’t find the right word, but yes it has always seemed like she doesn’t like any of the commenters. I mean maybe it’s just a consequence of…