YUP. CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO THE ISLAND??

Don’t beat yourself up. I was thinking the exact same thing right up until I saw Mellie and Cyrus riding away in the car. And I was annoyed that it was happening again, until it wasn't.

Holy crap. I can’t decide if not knowing what it was is better or worse than knowing. I mean.

This...this is so, so horrifying. I’m gagging. OMG. Never return to that house of horrors.

Dude, did you learn NOTHING from this View debacle??

Holy shit. I don't even love the Moster cereals, but this sounds freaking amazing!

Here ya go, sweetie. Also sending you a hug in case you need it.

Whenever I read these Cosby stories, I remember a young woman who attended Temple University with me in the 1980s. She was absolutely stunning, a theater major, and had a “secret” sponsor, someone famous who was paying for her to attend college and served as her mentor. We eventually got the woman to admit that her…

OMG, MARK, YOU DID IT!! Congratulations! You know the Jezzies 💗 you AND Allen. So happy for you both!

HA. AHAHAHAHAHA.

I really want one for my dog, too, but I’m afraid I’m find out he’s more than the 95% asshole I think he is. : )

Ya gotta go big picture here. In the grand scheme of things, one missed work trip isn’t a big deal and if the people you work for/with are gonna be judgey about, well, fuck ‘em. They wouldn't say shit if you cancelled because of a physical problem like, say, appendicitis, and your anxiety is just as as important.…

Sending you love and medicinals: a big bowl of virtual soup, a heating pad, a stack of good movies, and some Swedish Fish. Good luck in the new house!

Oh! Trudy is the cutest ever! I'm so, so sorry for your loss. I can tell just from these photos that you gave her a beautiful life. Hugs!

What the hell? That’s not okay. A simple “Sorry, no, these are mine” should have been enough to shut down the kid and who are these dicks judging you for not giving the kid your charms?? Jesus.

He looks like he's ready to slip that coat right off and I have no plan to stop him.

And she keeps it real by omitting periods in her comments just like the kids do when they text.

Yeah, this is a pattern with her. She’s very defensive and petty. This article was at least the third time I’ve commented on something inappropriate she said to a reader. The last comment thread, the one that ended up getting me grayed, isn’t even visible anymore if you try to find it by clicking through the the…

It’s also worth noting that I was an approved commenter on Jez — until last week when I criticized Jia’s shitty attitude after she made similarly snarky comment. Now, I’m back in the grays, which, whatever. Who cares? It was just a petty response to valid criticism.

Well, she has a master’s degree, so she CLEARLY knows what she’s doing. Plus, she keeps it real by omitting periods in her comments like all the kids do when they text.