This is amazing. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to tell my neighbors how much I love selling blow.
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I much prefer this idiot white rapper
Why do I have a feeling that this story would have had a different outcome if he wasn't white?
Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box.
But the issue is that Avril, from the onset of her career, was presented as Smarter Than This. A down-to-earth, punk-ish, unsullied, refreshingly "real" antidote to the vapid Britney/Xtina/etc. antics that marred the turn of the century.
Kickball isn't hipster. It's bro.
Why is Alex Smith on a plane with John Calipari?
I think this is hilarious, and perfectly reasonable. Dude can be my captain any time!
These are my new shoes. I have had them for, oh, a little longer than a week. They are muddy shit, now. I tell…
I am going to reply all to that email every March 18th for the rest of my life.
Still waiting on a goddamn fax number so I can send in my brackets, Barry
18 refers to the number he wore as a player for the Knicks, not the number of championships he's won.
They didn't use a guy in blackface to play the voodoo guy, why did they think it was so necessary for Snipes??
It's funny for a while—the costumes are right, and those Italian dudes are doing a good job at delivering their lines—
good thing they used shoe polish, i recognized the first 40 seconds from the movie but if a white guy had slid in id have been like wait no whats hpaennign
What's messed up is, they could have hired Wesley Snipes for about the same cost as that face paint.
I make it a policy to not enter pools unless they have both men's and women's bracket contests.
How far can you punt a football?
So, I'm telling her that if she doesn't return the mink, I'm gonna lose my shit, right? You know what she says to me?? "You think I can't just get another one of these from Mookie or Doc?"