Now your going to get even more upset.. I'm actually born in Queens and moved to Long Island when I was 9. I get my Yankees upbringing from my parents.

hey hey hey ... there are special circumstances for certain people. If you live spitting distance from the park you get a pass.

I fought the good fight against pit stains all my life. So did my brothers as well, we just naturally sweat a lot. I'm not overweight at all, but it could be the middle of winter and i'll be sweating hard under the underarms.

"I only come by to see the mom's" - Awesome D-Bag on his Cell

This is how it goes in New York, your either a Jets/Mets fan or a Giants/Yankees fan. Now if you use that equation ... you can see this kind of behaviour is the norm for these folks. Buncha' Animals I tell ya.

Typical Broads not paying attention to the game ...

Your offices are in NYC, I also work in NYC. With that said, have you seen any tourists on the stupid Citi Share Bikes get absolutely demolished yet? I can't wait until I see my first!

I don't always give bro-hugs but when i do i make sure its Roy Jones Jr.

Haha, Glad I'm not the only one who picked up on it.

Now I am no expert lip reader but when Santiago steps up to the batters box he says something to the catcher and it looks like "I had to take a shit man" ... no?