Chips are for peasants. I buy bars of chocolate and chop them up.

YUP! My husband is 6’4” and I’m 5’6” we had bed risers and then went shopping for a bed that height without risers.

That was a factor in the choosing of our bed as well (my wife and I face the same height differential).

I’ve got a foot on my soon to be wife, and I will be using this advice when we get a new bed

An ex of mine was 6’5” and I 5’4” as well. We shared a twin bed in a tiny bedroom when we were young and poor, living in a big house full of roomies. A twin bed! He would place a pillow at the foot of the bed so that his feet could hang off lol.

Same here. I’m 5’6ish and the husband is 6’5. All about the bed. It helps a whole lot. But yes, bed risers work well too.

Or get a sexy booster seat.

Genius

Ah yes, the tall bed is great. Also, I can reach pornstar levels of sexual endurance if I am standing up for some reason.

My fave way to do it. Wise consumer.

“Certainly, structural sexism exists in ______, but you’re overstating it”

I flagged every one of this waste of skin’s comments.

*is

It’s not just Hollywood, it’s EVERYWHERE. I have two young daughters so it makes me DEFCON Level 100 angry.

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

I really feel like you would be more comfortable if you just went back to /r/redpill.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I’m one and done. My line to busy bodies is “I already got a Colin Hanks, I’m not gonna risk having a Chet Haze.”

He reminds me of a friendly and eager but really dumb dog.

Agreed. He is just way too, I don’t know, slick? when still. This is one object that should remain in motion.