as he should because right-wing radical domestic terrorists are much more of an actual threat to american lives

Neither did mine. And then not reliably until he was 2.5. Sometimes, it’s still iffy. He’s also never fallen asleep in his car seat, in anyone’s arms (newborn period aside), or while playing, even when exhausted. He stays awake as long as he can because he just can’t bear to miss anything. I miss sleep.

Agreed. My moms group is an online one I found through baby center. I love those women. They’ll listen to your 3 am breakdowns and be more understanding than anyone. 2-3 years after forming we all talk daily, and have meet ups in our respective areas.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Aw, I wish that were true. But nope. It’s so people who have already thought about it and decided are forced to “reflect” and think about it some more.

This makes me extra mad because I just had an abortion on Saturday, and I just keep thinking how fortunate I am that that was even an option. I’ve honestly never paid much attention to abortion laws/regulations up until now because I never imagined I’d need to get one. I was seriously baffled by the weird…

Citizen of Massachusetts here... every time I saw something pushing her presidency I’d say NO SHE IS OURS. We kept re-electing Tedly (RIP) until the very end; I am sure we can do the same with Liz. You’re welcome.

Elizabeth Warren is awesome and you are welcome.

If this is real, it’s totally a dick move.

these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches

The bouquet toss is enough to make me skip a wedding. It seriously is one of the most humiliating rituals of modern life. It’s especially awesome when you as a grown woman try to sit it out, but are informed that you no fun and spoiling the bride’s day, if you don’t go out there with the pre-teen crowd while everyone…

Making this tonight, thanks! Probably going to pour it over some broccoli.

I’m so sorry. My daughter has never, and will never be forced to be physically affectionate with anybody she doesn’t want to be. Including me. You mad and don’t feel like giving mommy a hug? Okay. I’ll save it for later. There have been hurt feelings in my family because of this policy, and I don’t give a fuck.

Look at this SQUAD. As an Old Person™ this gives me so much hope for the future of Young Women People.

Yes. Welcome. We wear comfortable clothes that look good on our changing/aging bodies, listen to whatever the hell music we want (I was singing both One Direction and the Stray Cats this morning), and shake our heads ruefully at Kids These Days.

There is SO MUCH see-through. What is even happening? Is this style? Am I officially an Old now?

"My family was aghast, horrified, and apalled at ever single one of my wedding decisions, but none more so than my decision to wear sneakers."

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.