No no no. Please don’t. Please don’t do that, Journos! If we write about his as if he’s lost then idiots *won’t vote* in November because they think he’s already lost. Please write about him as if he was a clear and present danger to the republic and a whackdoo who is *dangerously close* to the White House.
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It seems like they imagine that properly married women are somehow immune, right? I’m not sure how it is that their own family members (who might want to have a baby soon) aren’t beating them about the head and shoulders.
I have two recipes that call for a tablespoon of OJ concentrate — rhubarb fool and a braised pork in the slow cooker. Usually I use regular on but the other day, on a whim, I bought a can of the stuff. My daughter (hipster child who actually likes kambucha) was befuddled and then entertained.
When my mom declared that the New York Times was wholly trash and entirely made up, I stopped arguing politics. now, when she spews nonsense, I simply say, “Don’t say that in front of my child. If you do, we have to leave.”
Fist bump. I blew off Thanksgiving last year and it was sooooo peaceful. I really love not avoiding politics. (My SIL loves to bait my mom, who is a whackadoo Fox Zombie.)
Garfunkel and Oates understand you.
Children, you’re all making me feel old. I had a bootleg tape of Heavy Metal (an “edgy" animated movie) playing on VCR in my BF’s bedroom. It was 1987.
Mine’s ten. Here are some additional things that I teach mine:
Coming here to say this. Because SABER! She won in SABER! Like a g-damned PIRATE!
FFS, really? Damn. Do you have a link?
It will be so much worse if he gets elected. I’m imagining boots kicking down doors at 2 am and hoping I’m insane. But I’m only functional if I think k he won’t get elected. Let me cling to that.
I have been saying for months now that, for the first time I can remember, I’m worried about violence when Trump loses. Both on the election day and after. I’m not worried about organized armed insurrection (because the dude couldn’t organize an alphabet). What I worry about is a spike in domestic violence, racial…
Have you ever heard a hungry baby cry? Probably. And you probably got annoyed at it. It’s a piercing wail, like the worst siren in the world, and humans have literally evolved to be unable to ignore it.
So I’m remembering my miscarriage. I was three months along. I bled for three days. If this law went into effect, I would have had to save every single stinking, clotted, soaked-through menstrual pad I wore for those days on the off chance that some of the fetal tissue was in that welter. I was physically exhausted…
It’s NOT the unpopular position. She WON the primaries. MORE people want her to be president than wanted Bernie. BE LOUD BE PROUD WE LIKE HILLARY!
Oh, ffs. What’s up with America’s fetishization of “great oratory=great leadership”? Her voice is fine, but it’s female and the “best” female speakers are the ones who are either deep (i.e. male-like) or soothingly femme. She’s neither. If you judge her ability to govern on the timbre of her voice, I can’t talk to…
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Move to Massachusetts! When it happened to us, there was a new law on the books within 48 hours or something. (Citation.) I mean, ideally it would have been a law before, but once the lawmakers realized what was going on, they fixed it fast.
Hoes!