"And he kind of told me… ‘You don't have to say a word. I love you and I just want you to be happy.'"

@Mister_Roboto: Yes, but will the planes eat your body when you die?

@vox_rowan: Wow, quite the passive-aggressive beginning there.

@Stephanie should like a ride in the TARDIS: That one is on the other side of the axis from the "big, dominating woman". Most analyses I've read interpret it as a desire to render the feedee immobile and completely dependent on the feeder through extreme weight gain.

To everyone doubting the very high possibility of this having happened: this is not the only venue China is using to spite Norway. They've canceled ministerial talks, big import/export handshakes, and artistic events. They are trying to bully Norway the way they successfully bullied Japan only a couple of months ago.…

@dcorsetto: But I'd think male privilege results in the thinking that you are entitled to positive attention from the women you approach in whatever way you want. So that would be why the male uproar when a woman does not respond in a way they like.

@HidingInCanada: Come on now, no need for sarcasm. The dude obviously has never seen a lady-artist and has assumed we write and draw with our prehensile vaginae since our hands must be busy cooking and stuff. So he just wants to help her exercise her muscles so that she keeps posting great stuff.

@Mermaid: I love your comic and I want to have your babies.

@Dorisaurus: I wonder too because I am interested in the human face. But with me this is rarely sexual in the way of "is he bangable?"

@LuckyDice: Green man! He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

@effgeevee: I thought so too before I read cookiecutter's response.

@National OMG!: Yeah, except I am 5,7, with musculature that is really obvious even under my nice layer of fat and I've a year's worth of Krav Maga, and can carry around coworkers who are heavier than me like no big deal.

@LadyChatterley: "Everybody else wanted to go with a hung jury verdict because we'd already deliberated 3 days but I kept teasing it out and guilting them into giving it more time until Mr Asshole eventually changed his vote..."

@ChildBride: Exactly. Sue is meant to be half-caricature, half-poignant. Most of her statements are meant to be ridiculously overblown and evil.

@BFF: THANK YOU!

@astrogea: Not if my petition gets more than 2000 signatures from EU voters.

@GeorgeFayne: Eh... *shrug*

I know a guy who is a feminist, funny, real smart, nice, and reads similar and smarter stuff than I do. I can't get over his bad breath. I also know someone who reads nothing but tech manuals if even that, is totally not what I'd think I'm attracted to though as nice as guy 1 but I wanna jump his bones. Seriously,…

@0kami: His mausoleum, actually. I think he's still on display, right?

I dreamed that some colleagues I rarely talk to and I were going to some Halloween charity function with Ivanka Trump in a five-star bus that looked like a limo on the outside. Then she ditched everyone and left in the bus with two guys.