@introverted_innovator: It is made up. Her real name is Faith Plotkin. I got her "Dictionary of the Future" 7-8 years ago and read some author bios then.

@Lulu-tumalu: Thank you.

@Elle O. Elle: How about the glossy eyeshadow? I've been trying to find that for years and I can't.

@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: Would you feel the same sort of complicity is there if the person reads the word in a book? And if no, why is hearing it different to you? I am not hinting at anything with these questions. I am trying to find out where you draw the line.

@Ms. Muffin: In that case, I would advise you not to visit India or Eastern Europe. Or if you do, wear earplugs around children.

@addictedtopez: Not while I'm alive. I have boxes of books in three countries on two different continents and the moment I buy a house, those babies are moving in with me. Especially my uncle's 20 000-odd-sized library that I'm fighting my family for. (My father and step-mother want them for the value the old books…

@sazinnia: Yeah, sorry but vaginas are cryptonite to invisibility cloaks and privacy field devices.

@kaywinnitlee: In any case, this whine about "dirty" unpolished stones when you know people we'll never hear about have died for these diamonds just breaks my heart. That's what I am most angry about - the complete devaluation and dismissal of human lives in just three words.

@Moretta: I have read other more insulting things but I did prickle a bit at the repetition of "the three women" and the allusion to emotions clouding rationality.

@Spike49: For some reason this made me laugh like a hyena for five minutes straight even though my head and and shoulders are so sore from a long migraine. Thank you. This made my morning.

Well, someone took [www.hello-cthulhu.com] seriously.

@titilayo (who misses MizJenkins): Okay, it's officially time for me to stop the posting for today. Two-days long migraine plus dehydration from vomiting is turning me into an idiot.

@ronniedobbs: Yeah, I blanked out that it promotes when you reply.

@Weiner: What is "Report Abuse"?

@phantom lady: The whole of "Switch Bitch" is a huge testimony to that.

@AndThenTheresMaude: Hah, seven-year pescatarian who just fell off the wagon hard here.

@colormeroutine: Depends on the cake. I've been to the vegan Dragonfly in Columbus and their deserts are supremely delicious.

@Remy: And by that you mean "scrunchie", of course.

Yeah, I say ditch the Cosmo that comes in the mailbox, get the Cosmo that comes in a glass and then saunter, woman, not genuflect.

@faire-la-moue: Does that mean I have to grow a beard and ramp up my cat collecting?