What drives Debbie?

I would imagine the daughter of a one-footed kosher butcher and a holocaust survivor would have been raised to view ruthlessness as a virtue. I mean to survive the holocaust or the cutfoot (hee hee) world of kosher butchering you would kind of have to be a little bit unyielding at times, no?

Can't spell charlatan without Charatan.

This is my Peanut. His goal in life is to eat your food. Not HIS food, YOUR food.

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

I was open minded until I saw a Bieber song.

Mark.

Someone who is completely wasted, severely depressed, and deeply misses the people he grew up with. Mental illness and depression are so intense. As someone who went through a very intense depression and self medicated, the thoughts that I had and things I said were pretty much just like this. It was really tough to…

Only Michelle can give you side eye while LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!

Michelle is gorgeous. That is all.

Right? The exasperated look on her face says it all.

"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"

whole aside: I truly love that Rep. John Lewis is still around to tell his story on this momentous occasion. He's a true American hero.

"No, George, they're not going to play Sweet Home Alabama."

This was so adorable it actually made me like Beibs for a second.

Except she 100% committed this crime.

I wish Gordon Ramsay had been on the flight with this asshole.

Oh, that wink at the end!

Crispy Chicken Thighs with Kumquat relish and freekeh salad