Why would you hate LOUIS? I LOVE him! (And probably you will too as you get further in. He changes too).

I can't speak to Hannibal, but I would sort of recommend catching up. I mean, you could most likely start this season (which starts tomorrow, w00t!) and figure out the in-between, based on recaps and Kara's general synopsis, but I still recommend watching from the start, because it is soooo smartly written. Both the…

Man I love Jessica. She is all things but also...

I am fully ready to admit that I started watching Suits because of the glory that is Gabriel Macht's fucking face but I am still wholly invested in the ludicrous notion that is the show because of Jessica Goddamn Pearson.

QUEEN

Her brain is like the manatee writer's tank for Family Guy according to South Park.

That's why you get a dog. The dog alerts you to the intruder. Fuck, they've been domesticated for almost 30,000 years to do this. Not rocket science.

Seriously -straight woman here, but I thought that was a good butt. Am I wrong?

Oh, she hates him. She hates him so much it is PALPABLE. I hope she went back to her desk after this segment and ordered him a glitter bomb.

When Richie left the apartment I (almost involuntarily) whined "Noooo, Richiiiiie ..." and my friend gave me the saddest look and whispered "stan." DON'T CARE. Come see me in the East Bay, Raul.

What Adultosaur said.

Things I have cried over while pregnant:

Lol!

Is it just me or does there appear to be a weird spiky thing coming out of her lower left abdomen. WTF is that???

I'm glad that you mentioned the death penalty for drug smugglers being well pulicized in Indonesia, because that reinforces an important point about why death penalty is not only inhuman, but also useless: it doesn't work as a deterrent to crime. If it did, Indonesia, US, Japan, Saudi Arabia, China, etc., would be…

Richie is just perfect in my eyes. I love my boyfriend but am prone to yelling out "I'M CALLING RICHIE!" when he leaves the fridge open/puts my nice shirts in the dryer/orders cheeseburgers at Mexican food restaurants.

I hate Agustin too, the worst. His boyfriend in Oakland was so responsible, cute and good, much too good for him.

With the mustache in that picture, yes. Normally, no. I used to work with him for another production and my god, I had such a hard time talking to him without starring or blushing. To make matters worse, he is such a delightful, kind, and sincere human being that he has risen the bar for what it means to be perfect.…

It's a shame Cosby wasn't there to bask in the hate. Also a shame he's not dead.