Charlize Theron was going to get paid less than Chris Hemsworth?

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

I would've watched like 20 more minutes of this

Haha I have no idea what he is. I joke that he's a jackal because he looks like ancient Egyptian sculptures of Anubis.

I'm on the west coast so I start at 8am my time. There will be posts all day!

Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.

I don't even really like babies/toddlers/kids but goddammit this pictures is so friggin adorable!!

I still think of him as a little boy, crying for his mom at Diana's funeral. I'm glad he has continued her work with AIDS charity.

This kid's face is making my day.

Why would he have to avoid photos like this? All I see is a bunch of young people having fun. He wasn't born when that shit happened. He is no more responsible for it than you me or the kids in the photo themselves. So now every British person is not allowed to take a photo in Lesotho with people form Lesotho? Let's…

Oh well isn't that just the best picture ever?

WHELP BUILDING A POND AND BUYING AN OTTER BRB

To me, part of what makes him sexy is knowing that he'd die before cheating on Michelle.

Just when I think I'm out, he pulls me right back in.

Fox Appreciation Thread

My wife wants there to be a pygmy elephant. One that only gets around the size of a big dog or so. She says her life would be complete if she could have one as a pet.

These are the only youtube ads I don't skip. I don't care what kind of junk she hawks, I'll watch the crap out of her hawking it. She's just so charming!

I got it from WSJ actually. [Link]. It looks like a huge pain in the ass, but it's not. I've made it three times now. As far as the preserved lemon goes, I know not a lot of people have that, so here is a link for some substitutions (the second one looks best). I usually have tons of preserved lemon around because I…

Seriously, words are meaningless when there is a pygmy marmoset in the vicinity. I went to a wildlife sanctuary that had a couple, one climbed on top of my head and fell asleep during the lecture about how owning them as pets is a bad idea. Something about how they need to be in diapers because they pee all over the…

This seems like the perfect place to post photos of my adorable ferrets. I give you Butters and Tuna: