My understanding is that a flauta is made with a flour tortilla and a rolled taco or taquito is made with a corn tortilla. That's the usage I see at the Mexican restaurants here in San Diego.

your husband clearly knows too much about the ways of our people.

Truer words have never been spoken...your husband is the wisest amongst wisepeople.

"There's a lot of white wine involved in this." -my husband

For those of you who want more baby otter overload, PBS had a documentary as part of their Nature series called "Saving Otter 501". Like this otter, 501 was rescued by the Monterey Bay Aquarium staff. It is an adorable 1 hour long show about saving this otter, teaching her how to "be" an otter and eventually releasing…

Lindsey Weber and Tara Abell (my heroes) at Vulture wrote a mind-boggling rundown of this theory a few weeks ago. EVERYONE GO READ IT NOW. I was obsessing over this for ages. And now I am again. CURSE YOU, RYAN MURPHY!! ::shakes fist at sky::

I like that combination of being happily weird and giving no fucks.

I second that. If a tiger teaches you to dance, the moves are quality.

He name-dropped Calvin and Hobbes. In a dancing context. I'm ok with this.

Until recently I did not find this man attractive. I honestly don't know what is happening to me.

INXS is still one of my favorite bands. Recently, I've been rocking out to this one. Bonus! 80s dancing!

One more reason (if anyone needs it) to stop using and abusing elephants for profit and entertainment. ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS.

The first 13 seconds of that video is my life all the time.

You know, it was a Gawker headline, but I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor is actually a serial killer. She seems so sweet, but spends her entire career talking shit about almost everyone that has ever interacted with her. Taylor, it's you, not them (stolen from a comedian).

The dowager has some words of wisdom for us.

For the Pop is bland and full of Errors.

Perry and I are the same age, and as a 30 year old, I feel that I should not be fighting with people in their 20s (or fighting with people, period. There's too much wine in need of drinking and too many cats in need of belly rubs.)

Gosh, with these two I'm not sure which side to choose. They both love cats like me. In interviews they both come off very annoying, so I'm just gonna go with #TeamCat instead of one of the human teams.

Sorry this drawing is late, I had to go do real life stuff, but here you go: