I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

women's orgasms can last 15 seconds or more (much more, if she's lucky and he's adept).

Classic Sims. I remember my first fire. I've never laughed so hard at a game in my life.

My last dog lived to be 16 and I'm hoping my love puppy I have now lives to be at least 25 (he's only 9). Dogs have to live forever! But at least for Downton Abbey, I need to see that dog butt in the opening credits, I just must!

THE DOG LIVES FOREVER. That's how long.

I disagree. He's not over the top or a troll, he's just more honest than people are accustomed to. He's not afraid to, say, defend the existence of people who enjoy The Olive Garden. If he called himself a blowhard, it would only prove that he isn't. Blowhards don't know they are blowhards.

It's horrible. And if there was a youtube channel of people in crowded pools reacting to poop I could probably watch 90 minutes of that.

When the pool reopened the baby went right on back in,

Silly, the answer is always wine.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Kelly - Thank you so much for sharing this! This is such an important project, and I love that they are inviting the public to help this year (citizen science!). Plus, puffins!

I don't know that I have ever watched the Today show. But Carson Daly has been bothering me for about 15 years. He's so bland and charmless. I almost find it offensive.

That's NOT ECTOPLASM!

Mine is no puppeh, just an old, old dog, but pina colada pug is pretty much irresistible, as you can see:

Yup, I was a bunch of different characters. I didn't have to work there for a long period to be a character, I auditioned. Hot wise, yes it got hot, but your body gets used to it. Also, you are only out for 30 mins at a time, less if it's over a certain temp. It was one of the best jobs I've ever had, so many awesome…

You never leave a soldier behind... unless the head falls off.

People, if anything like this happens to you or someone you're responsible for, hire a lawyer. Do not depend on the DA's office, the police, or the school's counsel to look out for your best interests. No matter how nice they are, and no matter how much they might care, they don't represent you.

This is local to me and I am really considering going. But I know I will just walk out $1000 poorer.

I don't understand the "it's too expensive" people...a charburger is $3, add cheese for .50. A double charburger is $4. The fries and onion rings are $2 each.

In-N-Out forever. Except too bad their fries are literally the saddest fries in existence. But you cannot beat their burgers. A truly dedicated person would get an In-N-Out burger, McDonald's fries, and a Wendy's chocolate Frosty for the ultimate fast food triumvirate.