Meredith Woerner. You are my favorite of all the things.

I think what you're calling "anguish porn" is actually the hallmark of an incredible animated movie. If I don't cry, it's not good enough. Some of my favorites are: the first few minutes of Up, reminding us of the joys of companionship and the sting of loneliness; Mufasa's death in the Lion King, doesn't get much more…

Baby steps. Literally.

Wow, talk about hitting the nail on the head... After you said that, I scrolled back up and THEY ALL LOOK JUST LIKE HIM.

THIS IS EVERYTHING.

OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

I wrote this assuming that it would read me my newsfeed and weather updates! Sorry for getting everybody's panties in a bunch.

It's GORGEOUS! All it needs is weather/facebook apps. :D

Epic.

Dear LORD that last note though. Christ on a pecan, I feel so bad.

The Godfather. I just don't care. :-/

In the second half of the video, it just looks like the shell of something that's stuck on a piece of seaweed, rather than a sentient organism. It's not moving by itself, it's NOT turning on and off its bioluminescence. It's dead. Drifting around, shimmering and reflecting light.

So much talent, I can't even...

Once the thought of masturbation entered my mind, I couldn't shake it. I'm fairly certain that I would go INSANE without sex or masturbation for four months. How do the ISS astronauts even deal with this?! I have anxiety just thinking about it.

Oh God, is it April 1st? Please don't let it be April 1st.

Marry me!

Idk wtf just happened, but I'm obsessed.

Really Alaska?! You're doing it wrong. Or you're doing it very very right.

OMG! ELSA IS MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS AND I LOVE DAENERYS AND I WAS DYING EARLIER, THEN I DIED, NOW I'M DEAD.

Absolutely stunning.