I once downloaded a bubble wrap app to satiate my childlike urge to pop things (pimples, balloons, champagne bottles, pregnant women*, etc.)... Much like substituting a nicotine patch for cigarettes, however, it just couldn't quench my thirst. I hit delete within 30 seconds. :(

My favorite shows include things like LOST, Fringe, BSG, Arrested Development, The Killing, Modern Family, Breaking Bad, TWD, Supernatural, GoT, Homeland, and Dexter... Will I like House of Cards? It seems kinda boring, but I'm sure somebody can give me a good reason to watch it.

Of all the things, this is my favorite.

Ugh, he's like the Regina George of Earth. But less hott and more fat whoreish.

"Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl..." I freaking LOST IT. Hahaha, hilarious.

Only if you sing the "turn arounddddd...." parts for me. :P

I'm going to an anti-Valentine's Day karaoke party tonight and I'm so stoked. I gotta warm up my voice so I can belt out some killer break-up songs. :D

I would kill to see a video of this beautiful fishnado!! So amazing.

Not to be vulgar, but people say "black don't crack" for a reason.

Jesus, I've never wanted a Big Mac more in my entire life. I must confirm this. For science.

Dead. I'm dead. That was literally the most exciting 15 minutes of my entire week. Ugh, maybe this means I don't get out much? ....Time to rewatch.

Welks! :)

In related news... I can't freaking WAIT for this pill to go mainstream because I'm so sick of my patients avoiding their colonoscopies.

I changed my source to the CDC. They cite colorectal cancer as #2 and I trust them the most.

"Colorectal cancer is the number one cause of cancer death in the United States"...

LOL!! Not even true! I've seen plenty of skinny AND chubby guys look hott in a Thor costume. Wait...Is this a fetish?! I don't even...

Wow. Chris Hemsworth is somehow both sexy AND adorable. That's nearly an impossible feat (though I think Scar Jo pulls it off quite well too).

I'm stuck in a 11 ft x 11 ft studio... So don't worry, life could be worse. ;)

This.

You hit the nail on the head. I've been trying to tell people this for years!! Why waste time playing the blame game?!