Even as awkward as most of his other "gamer jokes" are...

@progame13: You pretty much said everything I was going to say, and then some.

I'll tell you what, Nintendo; you offer me a means to migrate my current VC/WiiWare games to a new console, and we'll see what we can work out...

@legendnthemaking: Holy hell, I have that exact same Bowser! So, so awesome... =D

Goddammit, Nintendo! Why can't you wait, and give us what we *REALLY* want; a 25th Anniversary Edition 3DS?

@Tiller: I agree with you on almost every count; ESPECIALLY music. Oh my god, I wanted to physically bring harm to whoever created those tunes when I first heard them.

Did anyone else feel ashamed to be a gamer after watching that trailer?

@WhoKnew?: Well, I certainly loves me some single-player action, but I admit, at least having co-op would've been nice.

@urfe: I'm totally with you; not enough developers are gutsy enough to put over-the-top action on the backburner.

Dammit, Level 5! Get back in the workshop, and don't come back until you either come up with a new Dark Cloud, or successfully ported 1 and 2 to the 3DS!

Kind of a shame the direction they're taking the series (I mean, beyond the TNA-inspired outfits). I think I loved the old games because, while there was definitely a sense that it *could* be end-of-the-world type stuff, it still felt like a more realistic setting, perhaps even classy at times.

I swear, if Blood Elves looked anything even remotely similar to that, I would be playing the shit out of them in WoW.

Aww yeah, I would *LOVE* to whoop some 007 ass with a gold controller!

Goddamit, Square — PLEASE include Benjamin from Mystic Quest!!!

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: Unfortunately, this law affects you just as greatly as it does us.

The Worst Final Fantasy?

@samosir: I heard in phase 3, you have to give awkward shout-outs to his personal band.

@Toshi: And he didn't even mention their ability to LOVE.

For the record, I'm downloading this, but I've already purchased the game retail before; I just prefer quicker load times, since I can spare the space. Remember, if you like a video game, vote with your dollar, kids!

*PLEASE* include Benjamen from Mystic Quest, and some of the God-like music from that game.