Holy shit, that is so spot on!

So, colour me curious; What would you want from a remake?

Hey Mike,

You know it!

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Naw man, I'm pretty chill as it is, if you get my drift.

I loved the first, crack down 2 lost me about 4 hours in.

Could also be 'Bing Social' :O

Maybe they borrowed it from Mr. Bay :o

Done! where's my cookie?

In all seriousness, Doomsday Arcade is hi-la-rious.

Problem is that if they don't, the customer will just tell the bank to do a charge-back, which will end up costing Apple a fuck-ton of money compared to just refunding the charges.

They really don't have a choice in the matter.

Damn straight. Hell, with the openess of OUYA, you could teach them how to make their own games fairly easily.

You do realize that what you're saying is a contradiction, right?

I'm loving it, but I don't get half the mechanics in this game. Either that or they're entirely broken, but I just can't stop playing it. Curse you unforgiving gameplay!

Full disclosure; Do you work for Microsoft?

YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

This has to be dumbest fucking thing I've read all day.

Nice, that's good to know. The game was decent, but the artstyle was really what set it apart, so damn gorgeous!

Site's down, deliberately so I'm afraid. Anyone have a paste-bin copy of the article they can link?

Ohh sure, but why reply to me? :D